Pre-cruise Broadway da daddare tare da Michael Moore: Jeremiad kamar yadda yake Wont

Ina so in nuna kwanaki da yawa da wuri duk lokacin da zan hau balaguro, kuma tun lokacin da aka fara bikin Halloween a babbar teku a Manhattan Terminal, Ina da cikakkiyar damar da zan more kwanaki uku na Broadway kafin in fara Disney Magic. Na zabi shirye-shirye daban-daban guda hudu, duk sun sha bamban da juna. Na farko Broadway da na zaba shine Michael Moore: Ka'idodin Miƙa wuya. Take ya cusa mini sha'awa; Michael Moore ba shine irin mutumin da zai miƙa wuya ga kowa a kowane yanayi ba.

Na sadu da wannan mashahurin mutumin a 'yan lokutan da suka gabata; yana da kyakkyawar hanya a cikin Michigan, kuma yana ƙoƙari ya taɓa bayyana nesa ba kusa da talakawa ba. Shi mai magana ne mai iko, saboda haka ina son jin lu'lu'u mai hikima wanda ya hada da shirinsa na Broadway.

Moore ya kasance mai ban mamaki a cikin wannan wasan kwaikwayon; galibi game da rayuwarsa ne da abin da ya yi imani da shi. Ban ga masu ban dariya da yawa ba, amma na miƙa wuya ga wayon Moore mai wayo, wanda ya haɗu da dariya mai ban dariya daga masu sauraro. Yanayinsa na barkwanci yana da wayewa da wayewa; ya gabatar da shirin nasa a matsayin shiri mai matakai 12 ga masu sassaucin ra'ayi. Ni ba mai sassaucin ra'ayi bane kuma ba mashayi bane, saboda haka wucewa ta hanyar maido da matakai 12 wani sabon abu ne na labari. Oneayan matakai na gargajiya a cikin irin waɗannan shirye-shiryen sun haɗa da juya matsalolin mutum zuwa ga Allah. Moore ya furta, "Babban iko na shine Ruth Bader Ginsburg."

Moore ya yi ihu, “Ta yaya f *** wannan ya faru? Sau daya kawai a cikin shekaru 30 ‘yan Jam’iyyar Republican suka lashe kuri’un jama’a.” Wanda aka tsara akan shimfidar ya kasance katon, hoto mara kyau na Donald Trump - ya yi kama da hamshakin mai kudin ya naƙasa mako guda. A cikin wasan kwaikwayon, akwai gayyatar budewa ga Mista Trump don halartar wasan kwaikwayon a lokacin hutu. Wani ɓangare na gayyatar ya kasance cikin Rashanci, ba shakka. Akwai canje-canje 15 da aka saita a cikin matakan 12 don fadakarwa, tare da kwalliya da ba da dabara ba. Proaya daga cikin tsinkayen shine tutar Amurka ta rage ja; bai ɗauki zurfin bincike ba don gano wannan subliminal. Moore ya ce Trump ne ya yi nasara saboda Donald ya kware wajen sarrafa fararen fata. Ya ce 64% na fararen fata sun zabi shugabanmu mai ci, amma Moore ya gabatar da awanni biyu na dalilan da ya sa ba za mu yarda da Trump na wa’adi biyu ba.

Na sami labarin rayuwar Moore mai ban sha'awa. Ya yi magana game da rubuta takarda a Matsayin Samari lokacin da yake yaro; ya kamata ya kasance game da Abraham Lincoln, kuma Elks 'Club ne ya dauki nauyin gasar. Ya yi amfani da damar don gicciye Elks 'Club don manufofinsu na farar fata kawai. Mahaifiyata ma'aikaciya ce a Elks 'Club a lokacin, kuma ban taɓa lura cewa farin-kawai a cikin ganuwar da ba za ta iya shiga ba. A matsayina na Anglo-Scandinavia, kawai na zaci wasu ba su da sha'awar zama memba. Dukkanin mahaifin nan guda uku a rayuwata sun kasance masu wariyar launin fata, don haka ban taba samun wani abu ga kowa ba sai WASPS mai farin lili. Mahaifiyata ta kasance Katolika, amma ta bar addinin ga mai zanga-zangar.

Moore ya tuna lokacin da yake makarantar sakandare, wata rana shugabansa ya buge shi da kai hare-hare sau biyar daga biyu-da-hudu, a matsayin hukunci saboda rashin saka rigarsa. Kamar yadda na fada a baya, ni ba mai sassaucin ra'ayi bane, kuma ban fito daga dangi mai sassaucin ra'ayi ba. Idan wani shugaban makaranta ya mare ni, da mahaifiyata ta nuna a makaranta da bindiga kuma ta hura fuskarsa da murmushi daga kansa. Wannan shine yadda muka kula da abubuwa a cikin yanki na Indiana mai ja-ja inda mutane na suka fito. A hakikanin gaskiya, dan uwan ​​mahaifiyata ya dauki bindiga ya hurawa mijinta rabin bayan ta kama shi yana saduwa; mukan bar bindigoginmu su yi magana.

Amma Moore ba ya son bindigogi, kuma ya yi magana game da shi. Ya gabatar da shawarar a yi kwaskwarima na 2, wanda aka maye gurbinsa da kwaskwarima na 28 wanda "ya kayyade hakkin mutane na kiyayewa da kuma daukar iyakance adadin makamai marasa atomatik don wasanni da farauta, dangane da babban 'yancin kowa na mutane. zama mai 'yanci daga tashin hankali na bindiga; wannan ba za a keta shi ba. ” Ya mutu da gaske game da wannan. Takaddun nasa na 2002 Academy-Award wanda ya lashe kyautar Bowling don Columbine ya la'anci muguntar da al'adun da ke girmama bindigogi suka aikata. Ana ɗaukar aikinsa ɗayan manyan finafinan fina-finai na kowane lokaci. Ya yi magana mai daɗi game da tashin bindiga kuma ya annabta ma ƙarin harbe-harben mutane da yawa a Amurka na zuwa. Kusan kamar dai ya kasance mai hankali ne; wannan ya kasance kwanaki uku kafin a harbi taron jama'a a Las Vegas.

An yi masa yabo a matsayin wani abu na hauka lokacin da ya yi annabta daidai game da zaɓen cikin ni'imar Trump. Ba wai yana son Trump bane, amma saboda yayi imanin cewa Amurka na samar da mutane "bebaye". Har ma ya gabatar da wasan kwaikwayo inda aka nuna ramuwar gayya ta “mutumin da ya fi wauta” dan Kanada akan “mafi wayo” Ba’amurke. Ya nemi masu aikin sa kai daga Kanada wadanda ke da cutar GPA mai ban tsoro don amsa tambayoyi a madadin “baƙi” Ya nemi Amurkawa masu manyan GPAs suyi gasa da su. Ya nemi masu sa kai daban-daban da suka sami madaidaiciyar A's a kwaleji. Ina da cikakkiyar 4.0 daga kwalejoji uku da jami’o’i biyu, da digirin digirgir da kuma na digiri na biyu, amma ban yi imani zai iya ganin hannuna a cikin iska ba saboda duhu ya yi yawa a cikin sashin da ke ƙarƙashin baranda. Koyaya, ya zaɓi likitan rauni da injiniya don wakiltar Amurkawa, kuma suna da ƙima a cikin 3.9's. Tsammani menene? Kanada ta ci wasan.

A cikin ɗaya daga cikin kwarewarsa, ya yi izgili da dokokin da ke hana wasu abubuwa a cikin kayan jigilar kaya yayin tashin jiragen saman kasuwanci. Misali, an hana shirya kayan kiwon shanu. Ina tambaya cikin gaskiya, wanene f *** ya ɗauki dabbobin shanu a lokacin hutu, banda fasalin kinky na Hugh Hefner? Moore yana da ƙaramar akwati, daga abin da ya ciro abubuwan taboo. Ya yi amfani da yaudarar ido don nishaɗi, kamar lokacin da Julie Andrews ta ɗebo wata ƙaramar riga daga ƙaramar jakarta a cikin Mary Poppins. Moore ya fitar da wani katon mai hura ganye, kuma ya yi ta yawo a shimfidar yana shelar rashin hankalin hana irin wannan abu mara kyau. Ya nuna yanayin da ba zai yiwu ba na kwastomomin kamfanin jirgin sama da ke bukatar busa tarkace daga kasan jirage domin zama. Ya nuna mai busa a masu kula da wasan kwaikwayo don nuna ingancin cire kwandon zaben Trump. Yayin da yake tafiya a ƙafafun sawun, cikin ladabi ya nemi gafarar wani majiɓinci da ya ɓace, “Oh, yi haƙuri na manta na busa maka, ranka ya daɗe.”

Moore ya nuna cewa mutanen da har yanzu ke goyon bayan Trump bayan watanni tara a ofis ba su da ma'ana, kuma ya nemi masu kula da shi da su maida hankali kan shawo kan Amurkawa miliyan 90 da ba su da sha'awar siyasa su tara da hagu. Yana magana ne game da mutane kamar ni, waɗanda ba 'yan Republican ko Democrat ba ne, waɗanda da gaske ba sa tsayawa a kowane gefen shingen. Ina shirye in saurari Michael Moore kamar Bill O'Reilly. Na ji maganganun Moore sun yi tunani mai kyau, a taƙaice, kuma sun cancanci a yi la'akari da su. Lallai ban yarda da dari bisa dari na akidunsa ba, amma zan saurare shi. Ina tsammanin mutane kalilan ne ke samun digirin digirgir a fannin shari'a, kamar yadda na yi, idan har ba za su iya sauraren maganganun bangarorin biyu ba.

Wasu sassan wasan kwaikwayon sun sanya hawaye a idanuna, musamman lokacin da yake magana game da hare-hare ba zato ba tsammani a kan mutumin da zai fuskanta, da kuma tarin barazanar barazanar da ya samu. Ya yi magana game da wani abokin hamayyarsa da ke soka masa wuka, kuma wani mutum da aka kama da abubuwan fashewa da nufin sanya shi a ƙarƙashin gidan Moore don ya hallaka shi da iyalinsa. Ya buga shirin rediyo na Glenn Beck yana barazanar kashe shi. Na damu cewa a kowane lokaci, wasu wacko na dama na iya jan John Wilkes Booth akan sa.

Gabaɗaya, matsayinsa na gun-gun yana da wuyar haɗiyewa; ya ce kashi 77% na duk Amurkawa sun zabi ba su mallaki bindiga ba, saboda haka ya kamata a sauya dokokin bindigogi don nuna tunanin zamani. Yahudawa a cikin Nazi Jamus ma ba su da bindiga, saboda gwamnati ta tafi da su. Yanzu, ta yaya wannan ya gudana?

A wani lokaci, maza tare da bajuna sun zo kan fage kuma sun sanya Moore a cikin mari. Ban san abin da zan yi wannan ba. Tsohon maigidana, Fred Merle DeChausse, mai masaukin baki na shirin talabijin na "Polka Party" yana bakin aiki wata rana sai 'yan sandan Warren Michigan suka bayyana, suka daure shi, sannan suka ja jakansa suka tafi. Irin wannan kame kame na ban mamaki ya faru a zamanin Nazi, lokacin da hukumomi suka sa wa Yahudawa hannu, 'yan luwadi, da nakasassu - suka tafi da su, suka yi musu tsirara sannan suka ƙone su a murhu. Kuma tabbas, (bisa ga jagorar yawon bude ido da muka yi a Deutsches Stadion a Nürnberg) Hitler ya caccaki cewa kuɗin gas ɗin sun yi tsada sosai.

Moore ya sake faɗi lokacin da ya tashi zuwa Jamus don nuna rashin amincewa da bikin a makabartar Nazi. Ya zo tare da wani abokinsa Bayahude - su biyu suna da tutar zanga-zanga wacce aka rubuta "Sun kashe iyalina." Moore da abokinsa suna shirin fitar da shi a daidai lokacin da tashoshin telebijin ke watsa shirye-shirye kai tsaye. Abin takaici, an toshe su sau da yawa daga shiga taron, amma daga ƙarshe ya yaudare masu gadin ta hanyar ɓoyewa cikin haɗuwa da masu jigilar kayan aiki daga labaran CBS. Maganar Moore ita ce "F dokoki, yi abin da ya kamata ku yi."

Sakonnin Moore sun bani kwarin gwiwa. Yana da hankali. Yana da ƙarfin hali. Yana da tabbaci. Yana gamsarwa. Ya sami tafi a tsaye da tafi mai ƙarfi, kuma ya sami hakan. Ba tare da jinkiri ba, na ji daga ɗayan ma'aikatan kamfanin yadda ake bi ta cikin sirri, ɓoyayyiyar ƙofa kusa da sirrin, gidan wanka mai nakasa, don saduwa da tauraron nan da nan bayan wasan kwaikwayon. Ina son hoto tare da Moore; Na riga na sami wasu biyu daga shekarun da suka gabata, amma na so na kwanan nan. Na yi asarar fam 100 tun lokacin da na gan shi na ƙarshe, kuma ban da kamanni daban-daban. A gefe, ina da dystrophy na muscular kuma ina amfani da mai tafiya; Ba ni da wata barazana ga Michael Moore ta kowane irin tunani. Kuma sanin tarihinsa na goyan baya ga “karamin mutumin” nayi imanin zai tilasta bukatar wani shugaban nakasassu da ke son kama lokacin a hoto. Na shiga cikin hanyar sirri, kuma na kusanci Michael, amma wani mutum mai banƙyama, wanda ke shelar zama mai gadin jikinsa ya tunkare ni kuma ya fara raina ni saboda satar hanyata ta ƙofar da aka hana ni don saduwa da Moore. Ya tsawata min don ban sami izini ba tukunna, kamar dai ɗayan ma'aikatan gidan wasan kwaikwayo ne zai ba ni damar shiga. Moore da farinciki ya yarda da hoton lokacin da yake kusa da ni, har ma ya ɗauki kyamarar mai ɗaukar hoto na kuma ya ɗauki hoto tare da shi, shi ma. Na yi wa duban masu gadin jiki kallo wanda ke sadarwa, ba da tabbaci ba, darasin Michael Moore: “Dokokin, zan yi abin da ya kamata in yi.”

Yanzu, 'yan sandan da suka sa wa Moore a ɗaure sun zama wani ɓangare na aikin. Mazaje yan iska sun kasance raye raye ne tare da karfin tsoka da kuma girma …… umm, neman jima'i, lalata kayansu kawai dan bada tabbacin wani babban nishadi mai nishadi. Michael Moore ya kasance cikin aminci - ba damuwa game da cire shi daga Nazis na zamani. Amma dai kawai idan kowa yayi ƙoƙari, an tashe ni cikin ja-in-ja Indiana - kuma muna son gyara na biyu.

SHARUDDAN MAGANA TA. Gidan wasan kwaikwayo Belasco, Birnin New York. Lokacin gudu: Awanni 2.

Bi Anton Anderssen akan twitter @Hartforth

Saduwa: Anton @ VoiceOfBroadway.com