London, UK – Muna so mu nemi afuwar muguwar tsallakewa a cikin sifa ta Lahadin da ta gabata Matakai 10 zuwa Lokacin Rani mara damuwa. Mun manta da mu hada da "Kada ku je Amurka".
Abin farin ciki, Michael Chertoff, shugaban Baldie na Sashen Tsaro na Gida, yanzu ya tunatar da mu cewa ba a son mu. Ko kuma, a maimakon haka, cewa ana son mu (saboda masu yawon bude ido suna kawo kudi mai yawa tare da su), amma idan muka yi tsalle ta hanyar kuri'a na hoops a cikin tsari.
Chertoff ya sanar da cewa Turai dandamali ne na ta'addanci. Ya ce yana da kyau a kara kaimi wajen duba matafiya. Eh, haka ne, ka tada su. A gaskiya ma, zai zama da gaske, gaske mai girma, bai ce ba, amma yana yiwuwa yana tunani, idan duk masu zuwa baƙi za su iya zama masu kyau don zama a gida kuma kawai aika kuɗin hutunmu a cikin ambulaf.
"Tafiya zuwa Amurka yana ba da gogewa kamar babu wani wuri a duniya." Abin da ya ce a discoveramerica.com ke nan, gidan yanar gizon tafiye-tafiye da yawon bude ido na Amurka, kuma hakan yayi daidai. Babu inda kuma baƙo zai iya tsammanin irin wannan liyafar sanyi mai tsananin sanyi.
Tambayar e-tambayi na farko, jerin gwano a bakin haure, tambayoyi masu bakin ciki daga masu gadin kan iyaka, da damar waje na jita-jita mai safofin hannu na roba duk wani bangare ne na nishadi. Don haka, idan Chertoff da haɗin gwiwar suna son ƙara ƙarfafa sansanin sojan Amurka, lokaci ya yi da za mu yi la'akari da wasu ƙarin zaɓuɓɓukan hutu masu maraba. Kamar Iran ko Koriya ta Arewa.
Anan akwai wasu hanyoyin da za ku yi la'akari da su kafin ku yi ajiyar jirgin ku, cire takalmanku kuma kuyi ƙoƙarin shawo kan abokanmu a gefe cewa ba ku da niyyar lalata Amurka, kun zo ne kawai don hamburgers.
NEW YORK? Gwada Hong Kong
New York ba za a iya maye gurbinsa ba, amma haka ma Hong Kong, don haka maye gurbin ta da wancan. Yayin da ake gabatowa, jirgin Tauraron daga Kowloon ya bugi jirgin ruwan Staten Island zuwa Manhattan. Ra'ayi daga urinals a Felix, mashaya gidan otal na Peninsula, yana faduwa kamar yadda yake daga saman Dutsen (efeller).
Kuma, mafi mahimmanci, iPods farashin iri ɗaya ne. Ee, dole ne ku zauna a kan jirgin na tsawon sa'o'i biyar, amma babu jerin gwano ko binciken safar hannu na roba a ɗayan ƙarshen. Hong Kong na son masu yawon bude ido.
Peninsula (00 800 2828 3888, www.peninsula.com) tana da ra'ayoyi na yau da kullun da Rolls-Royces, tare da ɗakuna biyu waɗanda ke farawa akan £233. Ko gwada otal ɗin Jia Boutique da Philippe Starck ya tsara (00 852 3196 9000, www.jiahongkong. com), a Causeway Bay. Trendy, amma ba mai ban haushi ba, yana da ninki biyu daga £130. Tashi zuwa Hong Kong tare da British Airways (0870 850 9850, www.ba.com) ko Virgin Atlantic (0870 380 2007, www.virgin-atlantic.com); daga £450.
DISNEYWOLD? Kawai gabas da Paris
Ta yaya ɗan ƙaramin Johnny talaka zai iya sarrafa ba tare da wuce gona da iri na saccharine-soaked ba, wasan motsa jiki na tushen Floridian? Ta hanyar ja zuwa Disneyland Paris maimakon - i, kamar Uba Kirsimeti, Mickey Mouse na iya kasancewa a wurare biyu a lokaci ɗaya.
Kuma, ta hanyar yin tsalle-tsalle akan Eurostar maimakon 747, kuna rage sawun carbon ɗin ku da kuma damar ku na babban hatsaniya ta ƙaura. Thomas Cook (www.thomascook.com) yana yin fakiti masu sauƙi-peasy daga St Pancras mai haske; daga £326pp na dare uku a Otal ɗin Binciken taurari uku na Disney, dangane da manya biyu da yara biyu (shekaru 2-11).
Ko tsallake Disney gaba ɗaya kuma gwada ƙarin ɗaukar nauyi a kan jigo-park. PortAventura (www.portaventura.co.uk), awa daya daga Barcelona, yana ba da kasada ta iyali ta kasuwanci fiye da manyan wuraren shakatawa na Amurka - kuma abincin ya fi dacewa.
KOWBOYS? Suna yin shi mafi kyau a Spain
Yawon shakatawa na Amurka yana da ƙwaƙƙwaran ƙwanƙwasa cikin filin shakatawa na yatsan yatsa a digon Stetson, don haka samun ƙwarewar kiwo na gaske (kyauta daga ƴan wasan wannabe waɗanda ke sake fasalin wuraren wasan pukey daga City Slicker) ba shi da sauƙi. Me zai hana a je wani wuri inda maza har yanzu maza ne kuma kaboyi har yanzu suna kiwon shanu (sabanin tukin jirgin wasan wasan yara a kusa da OK Corral)?
Kuna da zaɓi biyu (yeehah!): pampas na Argentine ko Extremadura, yammacin daji na Spain. Zaɓin farko a bayyane yake rabin duniya gaba, amma ya zo tare da nama mai kyau: magana da Ƙarshen Frontiers (01296 653000, www.last-frontiers.com) game da balaguron gaucho da aka kera. Tafiya na dare takwas, tare da dare huɗu kasancewar kaboyi da uku a Buenos Aires, yana farawa akan £ 1,995pp, gami da tashi daga Heathrow.
Dangantakar da magana, zaɓi na biyu yana cikin lambun ku na baya, amma menene lambun daji da girma sosai - shiga cikin vaqueros, mafi kyawun amsar Spain ga kaboyi, ta hanyar Ride World Wide (01837 82544, www.rideworldwide.com).
VEGAS, BABY? Macau, darling
Har zuwa kwanan nan, kowane gidan caca a cikin wannan tsohon mulkin mallaka na Portuguese mallakar mutum ɗaya ne - ɗan kasuwan Hong Kong Stanley Ho - kuma an ba da sabis ɗin su daidai ga ɗan wasan China. Sa'an nan Sinawa sun canza dokoki, sun ba da damar hamshakin attajirin Las Vegas Steve Wynn da Sheldon Adelson su kafa shago.
Shekaru biyu bayan haka, Macau ya rufe asarar albashin dangi na abokantaka ta hanyar ba da gidajen caca na glitzier waɗanda za ku rasa kuɗin ku, mafi kyawun croupiers don ɗauka daga gare ku da manyan otal-otal waɗanda za ku yi kuka da kanku ku yi barci. Bar Las Vegas zuwa Bette Midler kuma kai gabas.
Macau jirgin ruwa ne na mintuna 55 daga Hong Kong (dawowar fam 18, tare da Turbojet, www.turbojet.com.hk; don jiragen sama, duba sama), wanda kuka riga kuka zaɓa maimakon New York. Kada ku tsaya ko ina sai Wynn (00 853 2888 9966, www.wynnmacau.com; ninka daga £150).
HANYA DAYA? Yi sigar wiglier
Iska a cikin gashin ku, lanƙwasa bayan lanƙwasa kyawawan bitumen a gabanku, tana jujjuya raƙuman ruwa zuwa hannun dama: shin akwai wata hanya da ta kai 'yantar da kai kamar Babban Titin California? Ee - ana kiranta Babban Titin Tekun, kuma yana tafiya yamma daga Melbourne. Yana da ƙarancin zirga-zirga, kuma babu kwata-kwata ba ku da damar kutsawa cikin wani ɗan haƙori Arnold Schwarzenegger akan filin cafe.
Amma kun yi gaskiya, Ostiraliya ta yi nisa don yin tsayin daka don nuna adawa da murkushe tourorist na Mr Chertoff. Yaya game da Amalfi, Babbar Hanya Daya squished ƙasa, al'ada kuma yayi aiki da cornetto? Yana da haɗari ga Cinquecento bumper a lokacin rani, don haka tafi a farkon Mayu ko ƙarshen Satumba. Citalia (0871 664 0253, www.citalia.com) zai iya gyara ku da mota da masaukin taurari biyar na dare shida daga £899pp, zama a Positano da Amalfi, tashi daga Gatwick tare da British Airways. Ko kuma ku yi da kanku: Kamfanonin jiragen da ke tashi zuwa Naples sun haɗa da Thomsonfly (www.thomsonfly.com) da EasyJet (www.easyjet.com). Travelsupermarket.com yana da hayan mota na mako guda daga £122.
ASPEN? St. Moritz yana da kyau
Wurin shakatawa na Swiss ya ƙirƙira ra'ayin hutun dusar ƙanƙara ga mutanen da ba su da kyau a baya a ƙarni na 19. Aspen johnny ne ya zo kwanan nan ta kwatanta - ba shi da wani abu da ya dace da ayyukan karin karatu da ake bayarwa a cikin abokin hamayyarsa na Turai, kamar Cresta Run da wasannin polo akan kankara.
Descent International (020 7384 3854, www.descent.co.uk) yana da chalet a can don fafatawa da mafi kyawun gidaje a Aspen - babban gidan Chesa Albertini, wanda aka gina a cikin 1655 kuma mallakar dangi ɗaya tun daga lokacin. Mako guda, isowa a ranar 9 ga Maris, farashin £30,700 ga wani biki na har zuwa 12 (da yara huɗu), gami da abinci da kuma champagne mai gudana kyauta.
Idan kuna bayan ɓarna na Arewacin Amurka, maimakon salon salon sa na shahara, gwada Kanada. Tashi cikin Calgary kuma kuyi tafiya ta hanya ta cikin daji na Rockies da British Columbia. Akwai tarwatsa wuraren shakatawa a wurin - Kicking Horse, Lake Louise, Fernie, Panorama - wanda ya sa Amurka ta yi kama da titin Oxford a ranar Asabar da yamma. Ana samun fakiti ta hanyar Frontier Travel (020 8776 8709, www.frontier-travel.co.uk).
